Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Christmas Card Captions

I have been thinking about getting into the Christmas card caption industry because it is easier than having to write 80k of words to form a novel.

Yes, I'm procrastinating. Yes, I should be redrafting my novel. Yes, this is more fun.

"Yummy, yummy, I'm going to eat you all," said Frosty

Little donkey, little donkey, would you like cat flu?

I couldn't find the litter tray

Wearing Xmas jumpers during sex is our way of spicing up our lives!

Put on another jumper because I'm there's no fucking way the heating is going on

This snow will melt and flood the park. Enjoy!