Yes, I'm procrastinating. Yes, I should be redrafting my novel. Yes, this is more fun.
|"Yummy, yummy, I'm going to eat you all," said Frosty|
|Little donkey, little donkey, would you like cat flu?|
|I couldn't find the litter tray|
|Wearing Xmas jumpers during sex is our way of spicing up our lives!|
|Put on another jumper because I'm there's no fucking way the heating is going on|
|This snow will melt and flood the park. Enjoy!|