Here's the opening paragraph for Cubicle Crimes:
And here's the open paragraph for CVs are so last year:Armed with a freshly ironed pencil skirt, neutral make-up shades, non-offensive stud earrings and a briefcase with only jam sandwiches inside, I was a bundle of clichés. I strolled across town muttering quotes from the employee handbook. My head was clogged with regulations for open plan office spaces. I would have scooped the top prize if there were a game show on policies and procedures.
Eyebrows are concrete, not hidden behind metaphors like eyes and lips. They are the truth.
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